The United Kingdom is a number of countries that are ruled by one king. You can go to Britain or to Netherlands, or to any country associated to Britain and you can find peace knowing that you have obeyed the rules and the regulations of the people you have come to see. You will do the right things no matter what. You would have peace knowing you have not offended any one or any people. You may have been praying to be deported doing any of the things that are mentioned below.
INTRODUCTION
Going to the United Kingdom from any country of the world and even in Nigeria is a blessing and you know that. You may be leaving Nigeria to go and study. You may be leaving Africa to work and you have a good reason why you need to go and excel and make the continent proud and happy. Why would any one accept it is you who begs to be deported? Would you know why? This is why this article was written.
WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO DEPORT YOURSELF FROM THE UNITED KINGDOM?
Why would you want to waste your efforts and go home after spending the costly flight fees and the highly inflation Naira conversion to be there. No one will beg to be deporting no matter what it is. You may be coming from any part of Africa.
YOU DIDN’T WATCH THE RIGHT TELEVISION PROGRAMS
It is a pity you spent the whole year and years of your life watching the Nigerian films and no news and no European station. You would have watched the CBS REALITY, JUSTICE AND MORE if you have watch REALTIME, and UNIVETRSAL PICTURES.
YOU HAVE NO TIME TO WATCH THE UK TELEVISION STATIONS
You have nothing to know about the people you have not come to see nor their ways of life, you are just living any how. You have no feeling of what you are going to see. You are walking to the place only on luck and not on your knowledge of the place.
YOU WENT TO THE ROWDY PARTY THAT GOT WRONG
You arrived at the party and the party is rowdy and your brain has not told that if there is a problem the police will come and arrest a lot of people, then you waited for them to arrest you and take you to jail as an accomplish.
YOU GOT DRUNK DRIVING
One of the things the place hates is bad drinking. There are machines to taste bad drinking drivers and even take them to prison if necessary. Many people have lost their license for not drinking and driving. What happens when you drink and drive? The police will update your document and add DRUNK DRIVER to your curriculum vitae and the good thing ids that once any man of the law searches your data, drunk driver will appear, your DNA will be updated and so commit a crime anywhere and leave your material touched by you, the police has already caught up with you.
YOU WENT TO A NOISY PARTY
You have just gotten your permit and you went to noisy parties and you do not know why you should not be there. There may be a fight and the locals are calling the cops to stop the parties.
YOU BEAT YOUR GIRLFRIEND
The moment you beat or harass your girlfriend the police sees an animal in you. If they named you a beast you are lucky. You have already up to ten years in the prison only if she has not applied that they deport you where you can’t beat or insult any European lady again.
YOU KNOW HOW TO FLOG IN NIGERIAN STUDENTS
You know how to flog Nigerian students here in Nigeria and so your first day as a teacher, your students calls you by your name and tells you nonsense and damn you, and out of anger you gave the useful student ten strokes of the cane on her back and the police came and arrest you one hour afterwards for trying to kill the future of the young girl. You should have petted her and smooth talked her into being a nice girl instead you want to kill her with punishment and ended up in two years imprisonment. You don’t remember that what you said will be used against you in the court of law, you useless boy, and the court address that you can sacked so that you do not kill the future of European children by your statements.
YOU FRIEND GOT DRUNK DRIVING
You have to remember that once the police come to take the data of the law offenders near you, they will also take your own because you are the drunkard accomplice and you would explain why you are not drunk also. And the drunk driver didn’t hit a road or a car, and that is why the local television station or reporter has not made the police know about you also and your drunken friend.
YOU WERE SENT TO SCHOOL, YOU JOINED GANGSTERS
You joined a lot of boys who were gangs of each other and before you knew it, the school tells you that school is over, and the police are on the r watch to see what you will become next.
YOUR MUSIC DISTURB THE COMMUNITY
The community is concerned over the loudness of your music.
YOUR FRIENDS DISTURB THE COMMUNITY
The community asks the police to arrest your friend who extort the people and ask money from all around the community.
YOU DID NOT LEARN TO SPEAK ENGLISH PROPERLY
After years you still make the people know immediately you speak you didn’t grow up in the country you live in.
YOU ARE LACKING IN EDUCATION AND TRAINING
After many years, you have not learnt any thing or any handwork to which the people, police can help you find.
YOU HAVE NOT GOTTEN THE RIGHT PAPERS
You are still waiting for your papers to go every where and you are troublesome.
YOU FRIENDS ARE IN DRUGS DEALING
In many foreign countries they hate drug seller’s more than deadly people because it leads to every bad thing that the government hates. Some country learned to kill drug sellers and for the reason that it is not only killing their children but it is killing their society and their nation at large.
YOUR FRIENDS ARE IDLE NOISE MAKERS
The community is calling the police because of your friends who have no job, but they party daily and fight and make the community children fall to bad behavior.
YOU STARTED OUT WITH CRIMINAL FRIENDS
This happens when your friends are bad and dangerous.
YOU HAVE FRIENDS WITH A CRIMINAL PAST
This will make the police think you are just another accomplice and will be looking your way all the time, they will be watching your every move morning and night till they find what they are searching for.
YOU DIDN’T PRACTICE BEING A UNITED KINGDOM CITIZEN
There is an accepted behavior for every one in the United Kingdom.
GOOD POLICE GOT YOU A JOB AND YOU REFUSED TO STAY
You claimed that your problem is a job and your papers are complete. The police had pity on you and asked you to apply for a job and you went with his directives and got the job and instead of telling him you got a better job, you left without telling him. You are a criminal and you know that.
YOU NEVER KNOW THE RATE OF POLICE MEN IN THE UK
If United Kingdom has hundred million people you shall know they had two million plus police there is a police, with the FBI, numbering a million and the paramilitary numbering another two million means that for every twenty person there is a police. If you take away the children of twenty million you do have a police for every ten person who had you on their list. In the morning he would ask about ten of you, and write down. One, jerry is at the workplace working, Mathew is in the hospital working as a doctor, Sam is a detective working with us and the tenth person is you, and he comes and find you idle.
YOU HAVE NOT REMINDED YOURSELF THE BEST JOB IN THE UNITED KINGDOM IS BEING A POLICE
The best film in the world is 007, James Bond, and you shall have told yourself the truth.
YOU SHOWED YOURSELF AS A BAD MAN
The more police arrest you the more they see you as a bad person, you wore tattoo of dangerous people, you stayed at bad joints.
YOU DID NOT DRESS AS YOU CARED TO BE ADDRESSED
Every one is expecting you to dress as a gentle men and you as a girl you are always make, either with mini skirt, or bum shorts, always showing the skins and you wear hip-hop shirts and t-shirts, showing your muscular chest for all to see that you are a big boy and show your boxers whether it is neat or not. Gentlemen in the United kingdoms wear shirts, trousers and tie, and suits, only for the men.
YOUR BOSS IN THE OFFICE CALLED THE POLICE MORE OFTEN BECAUSE OF YOU
You make trouble the entire place
YOU FORGOT THERE IS CAMERA EVERY WHERE
You kiss your girlfriend in the public, you get drunk in the public, and every where you produce skit and unwanted videos the people hate to read or watch you became a nuisance the people hate to see.
YOU FORGOT THAT IF YOU REACH THE STATION THE POLICE WILL NOT ASK WHO YOU ARE TO KNOW YOU
If you reach the station, the police will ask you to thumbprint and your details will pour out from the computer and your information will be updated immediately and the next policemen will see, arrest on what date as they clicked on your data.
IN NIGERIA, POLICE ARE NOT IDLE BUT THERE IT IS A DIFFERENT CASE
The police there had fuel to burn; all there is need to do is to catch the criminal.
YOU FIGHT IN THE STREET
When you fight in the streets you get a bad reputation that brings bad elements your way. You may not know the good sides of it, some boxers like Mike Tyson were discovered where they were fighting in the streets and boxing off a lot of people. Remember, he is born and breed in America, he did not migrate to America and so no one will deport him any way.
YOU FORGOT TO PRAY FOR YOUR GIRLFRIEND TO ABANDON YOU AND LEAVE WHEN SHE IS TIRED OF YOU
You just wake up and abandon your girlfriend who is white and from the same country, well you may wake up one morning and you are arrested who told the police that you are not a Nigerian but Haiti nationals with her help and she has asked the police to arrest and deport you. If this happens you may be lucky you are going home at last.
YOU DID NOT KNOW UNITED KINGDOM POLICE DON’T NEED YOUR MONEY TO BE HAPPY
You want to give bribe to a policeman who knew there is a camera every where and he can be caught and sacked. Who knows the law does not obey the president if caught on camera committing a crime not to talk of committing bribery for the prime Minister. This police man knew their government knew he has been given the good things that can train his children, live in a good house, and no law says he cant be a good author like Steven King and others and many of the police in the united kingdom finish a case and write good stories and are richer than what they are paid in the office but for love decided to stay and their stories are films premiered which brought millions to the industry and government. He became richer than the government if he acts his films and no law says he is not free to earn and work in his free time.
YOU ARE AMONG THE UNEMPLOYABLE BLACKS
They are a lot of black who are poorly clothed, they wear jeans with their boxers showing, they are near naked and wear large T-shirts that the office opposed to.
WOMEN CALLED TO SAY YOU DUPED THEM
The women are calling that you are deported whom have fallen in love with you and you have duped them and they can’t take you to court. You are lucky they are not working hard to kill you. They asked to deport you because you lied and is using fake papers give to you by them.
YOU ARE IDLE AND TROUBLESOME
You are not only idle but make a lot of trouble for others.
YOU HATE TO PROVIDE A SINCERE ANSWER TO A SIMPLE QUESTION
You quarrel over every question the police asked you and you ask question to answer a question and become a liar towards the answer and they discovered it at last.
YOU HAVE BEEN ARRESTED MANY TIMES
You count many times you visit the station because of your careless life.
WHITE WIFE IS NOT TIRED OF YOU, SAID YOU TRIED TO DROP HER FOR NO REASON
It is for this, the women asked their relative police to apply for your deportation.
YOU ARE LOCKED UP MANY TIMES
The police keep seeing your face all the time for e a crime case.
YOU ARE WASTING ON THE STREETS WITH NO JOBS AND CAUSING TROUBLES
Some in the streets are asking money singing for the people, some make money performing acrobatics, and some sells music and other film products but you make money fighting people and getting paid for it.
YOU HAVE NO MONEY TO PAY YOUR CHARGE AND THE POLICE DECIDED TO HELP YOU GO HOME IN PEACE: How can your case be almost every where, the Nigerian who is a drug distributor, the Nigerian who is a duper, the Nigerian who is know bad man, the only thing they can do is to send you home if there is need to. They don’t want their children to be infected more by your activities.
THE MONEY THEY NEED TO BAIL YOU IS EQUAL TO THE MONEY NEEDED TO SEND YOU HOME TO YOUR COUNTRY WHERE YOU CAN EXCEL; YOUR GOVERNMENT WILL PAY THEM LATER: The problem with the deportation you are getting is that the government wants to help not to waste more of your precious time with them. They want to take you to your people where you can excel and produce results that you need.
CONCLUSION: why is all this stress to write a title of such length? The author wants to prepare you to excel where ever you find you’re self in. you can be any where you want to be and you are a champion and a winner. You can travel to any part of the United Kingdom with the assurance that you know some of the things a you must never do in there. You wouldn’t be saying please send me home, I am tired of staying here.
No comments:
Post a Comment